I search for humour in every situation I find myself in. Being able to laugh shit off is an art I’ve mastered.
I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins christmas
just too damn good to not reblog
You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE
Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.
I have literally been asleep for less than ten minutes and I just had the most fucked up nightmare and then sleep paralysis. This is not cool, I need to fucking sleep.